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The Best Patient

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate:
The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating
table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds:"Yes, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon says,"No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is listed in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in:"You know, I like construction workers.
They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong." "Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are
نویسنده : Mir Shahram Safari : ۳:۳٥ ‎ب.ظ ; یکشنبه ۳٠ دی ۱۳۸٦
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