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The Best Patient

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate:
The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating
table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds:"Yes, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon says,"No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is listed in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in:"You know, I like construction workers.
They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong." "Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are
interchangeable
."
نویسنده : Mir Shahram Safari : ۳:۳٥ ‎ب.ظ ; یکشنبه ۳٠ دی ۱۳۸٦
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