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What happens if you say, "Fuck You" to presidents? U.S.A. 
You say "Fuck you" to the president of U.S.A. Nothing 
happens, you become famous, they make you write a book 
and you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the 
President sues you and gets all the money you have. 
ENGLAND
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of England. The 
president says "fuck you" to you too. 
FRANCE  
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of France. 
Millions of people supports you and says "fuck you" to 
the president. Meanwhile the president of France 
writes poems because of his sadness. 
JAPAN 
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Japan. The 
president says "I'm sorry; I'm not interested on your 
body." 
GERMANY 

You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Germany. The 
police come and say "Please don't fuck the president". 
SWEDEN 
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Sweden. People 
vote if they accept you to fuck the president or not. 
If the answer is yes you fuck the president. If the 
answer is no, the president shakes your hand. 
ROMANIA 
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Romania. The 
president starts dancing with you with gypsy music. 
TURKEY 
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Turkey. The 
president takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to 
jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Greece 
welcomes him as a political refugee. 
CHINA 
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of China. The 
president literally fucks you. 
ITALY 
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Italy. You get
price quotes from the mafia for realizing your 
passion. 
RUSSIA 
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Russia. The 
president kisses your mouth. 
SAUDI ARABIA 
You say, "Fuck you" to the president ... But, there is 
no president, you become foolish. 
But if you say "fuck you" to the king, the king cuts your tongue...
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