MYSTERIES OF LIFE

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شاهد

شاهد آن نیست که مویی و میانی دارد

  بنده طلعت آن باش که آنی دارد

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THE MOSTS

The most destructive habit...................................Worry 

The greatest Joy.................................................Giving 

The greatest loss.................................................Loss of self respect 

The most satisfying work......................................Helping others 

The ugliest personality trait...................................Selfishness 

The most endangered species................................Dedicated leaders 

Our greatest natural resource.................................Our youth 

The greatest "shot in the arm"................................Encouragement 

The greatest problem to overcome..........................Fear 

The most effective sleeping pill...............................Peace of mind 

The most crippling failure disease...........................Excuses 

The most powerful force in life...............................Love 

The most dangerous pariah...................................A gossiper 

The world's most incredible computer....................The brain 

The worst thing to be without................................Hope 

The deadliest weapon...........................................The tongue 

The two most power-filled words..........................."I Can" 

The greatest asset.................................................Faith 

The most worthless emotion..................................Self pity 

The most beautiful attire.......................................SMILE 

The most prized possession...................................Integrity 

The most powerful channel of communication..........Prayer 

The most contagious spirit.....................................Enthusiasm 

Everyone needs this list to live by...pass it along!!!

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هنر و طبیعت

طبیعت از هنر تقلید می کند.

                                                 اسکار وایلد

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BLACK BIRD

"There was a black bird that was very lazy and didn't want to do any 

thing. The winter was coming and it was the time to immigrate to hot 

areas. But laziness didn't let him to move. Finally the winter came and 

its coldness froze him. Being frozen he dropped down from the tree on the 

farm. He was unconscious and couldn't move. After a while a cow that 

was passing over him, made a great shit on him. The shit made the bird 
warm and he started moving. It gave him energy and he began to sing. 
As he sang a cat heard his voice and pulled him out of the shit and ate 
him!!!!!!!!! "

 

CONCLUSIONS:

 
IF YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE MAYBE YOU ARE IN SHIT. SO BE CAREFUL!!!!

 

SOMETIMES BEING IN THE SHIT IS BETTER THAN BEING OUT OF IT!!!!!!!

 

WHO MAKES SHIT ON YOU IS NOT NECESSARILY YOUR ENEMY AND 
WHO BRINGS YOU OUT OF IT IS NOT NECESSARILY YOUR FRIEND!!!!!!!!

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مثل کتاب

آدما مثل يه كتاب مي مونن كه تا وقتي تموم نشن براي ديگران جذابن

 پس سعي كن خودتو جلوي ديگران تند تند ورق نزني تا زود تموم بشي

 براي اينكه وقتي تموم بشي مطمئن باش مي رن سر يه كتاب ديگه

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بخوان و بخوان و بخوان


 و تو پسرم، اگر نمیخواهی بدست هیچ دیکتاتوری گرفتار شوی فقط یک کار بکن:

 بخوان و بخوان و بخوان!!

قربانت. باباعلی

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زمام مراد

فلک به مردم نادان دهد زمام مراد   

تو اهل فضلی و دانش همین گناهت بس

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تغییر

تنها چیز بدون تغییر، تغییر است.
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سماور

اين سماور جوش است ،پس چرا ميگفتي

ديگر آن خاموش است؟؟

باز لبخند بزن

قوري قلبت را ،زودتر بند بزن

توي آن، مهرباني دم کن

بعد بگذار که آرام آرام

چاي تو دم بکشد.

شعله اش را کم کن.

دست هايت ، سيني نقره نور

اشک هايم ، استکان هاي بلور

کاش استکان هاي مرا ، توي سيني دلت مي چيدي

کاشکي اشک مرا ميديدي.

خنده هايت قند است.

چاي هم آماده ست.

چاي با طعم خدا

بوي آن پيچيده است،از دلت تا همه جا

پاشو مهمان عزيز

توي فنجان دلم

چايي داغ بريز.

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ستایش

بهترین بخش را در هر فرد جستجو کن و این را به او بگو.

همه ما به چنین محرکی نیازمندیم.

هر بار که از کار من ستایش می شود، فروتن تر می گردم،

 چون احساس نادیده گرفته شدن یا ناخوشایند بودن نمی کنم.

                                                       جبران خلیل جبران

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EMPLOYMENT STORIES

Story I
E: Do u have a boyfriend?

C: I have.

E: Is he working Locally?

C: No. He is working Overseas.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !

C: Why?

E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company 

don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of 

u.

 

Story II

E: Any girl friends?

C: No.

E: So far chased any before?

C: Have, but not successful.

E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a 

girlfriend?

C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This

personal issue.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.

C: Why?

E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

 

Story III

E: Any girlfriends?

C: Yes.

E: Is she pretty?

C: Not quite.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.

C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?

E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My 

company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

 

Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?

C: Yes.

E: Is she pretty?

C: yes

E: Is she your first lover?

C: Yes.

E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

 

Story V

E: Any girlfriends?

C: Yes.

E: Is she your first lover?

C: No. Have a few already.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"!

(Job hoper lah!)

 

Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?

C: Yes.

E: Is he rich?

C: No.

E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is 

dealing with money and you will seduce.

 

Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?

C: Yes.

E: Is he rich ?

C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.

E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want 

to employ you, neither do we!

C: But,...... there is no position in his company.

E: Then,..... what is your qualification?

C: Secretary!

E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will 

affect your managers' working spirits.

C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.

E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

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Stupid

One was searching in the dictionary for the word "dictionary". 
He found this meaning -> "Dictionary is the thing you are 
holding now, Stupid". 

Wondering what the definition of "stupid" was,
he searched for the word "stupid", he found : "Is that you again?"

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بهشت

نصیب ماست بهشت ای خداشناس برو

که مستحق کرامت گناه کارانند

بیا به میکده و چهره ارغوانی کن

مرو به صومعه کانجا سیاه کارانند

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How to save your job

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What makes life 100%

What makes life 100% ??
IF,
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Equal,
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H + A + R + D + W + O + R + K
8 + 1 + 18 + 4 + 23 + 15 + 18 + 11 = 98 %  Only
 
K + N + O + W + L + E + D + G + E
11+ 14 + 15 + 23 + 12 + 5 + 4 + 7 + 5 = 96 %  Only
 
But,
A + T + T + I + T + U + D + E
1 + 20 + 20 + 9 + 20 + 21 + 4 + 5 = 100 %
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قدرت اتحاد

ز دانا تو نشنیدی این داستان

که برگوید از گفته باستان

که گر دو برادر نهند پشت به پشت

تن کوه را باد ماند بمشت

فردوسی

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ADVICE

Advice is what we ask for when we already know
 .the answer but wish we didn't
                                                         Erica Jong   
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